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Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Seeing eye goat? Or looking for a wedding dress M&M dispenser? (think about it)
Uh, Houston , we have a problem… Bride of Michelin Man Can you tie em’ in a knot? Or flip over your shoulders
I The Kardashians looking for the bargains
Open for bidnezz Assaconda? OK then Drag'm Grandma YOU WANT SOME OF THIS...Don't You YEHTI IN DRAG? Couple of players... Chillin' with a hot babe in the frozen food aisle I smell romance Checking out the six-pack...oh, sorry it's a full case DORA DA Explorer in 70 yrs...check out the tats, one from every country Slip sliding away Just stopped by after Ballet Say it loud ...say it proud Shock and awe, anyone? Stomach suddenly turning ??...reach for Prevacid At his age, you just don't give a hoot anymore Rock on, lil' redneck Ever wonder where Walmartins sleep? Butt… butt… oh, never mind! Dang...... Barbie got old! OK, so you were an underwear model, but that was 40 years ago! Whatever happened to no shoes, no shirt policy? Took the words right outta my mouth! WOW what a wedgie SCHRUNCHIE TOTEM? Predator's Sister goes shopping I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt
"My feets is killen me!"...Removal may be a job for the HEAVY URBAN RESCUE TEAM.
I ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE H.U.R.T. AGENTS ARE GOING TO SAY WHEN THEY SEE THIS... "HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!"